000006|2001/12/27|Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.|Douglas Noel Adams|Work 000008|2001/12/27|The more people I meet the more I like my cat.||Animals 000010|2001/12/27|Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.|Jeff Valdez|Animals 000011|2001/12/27|If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.||Animals 000015|2001/12/27|I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.|Winston Churchhill|Animals 000021|2001/12/27|One of the warning signs of insanity - You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.||General 000022|2001/12/27|One of the warning signs of insanity - Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.||General 000023|2001/12/27|One of the warning signs of insanity - You like cats. Especially with tomato sauce.||General 000024|2001/12/27|One of the warning signs of insanity - You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because they weren't rescued.||General 000025|2001/12/27|When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.|Jack Handey|Animals 000026|2001/12/27|Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with.||Sex 000027|2001/12/27|Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.||Sex 000028|2001/12/27|Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.|Caryn Leschen|General 000029|2001/12/27|We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.|Robin Williams|Sex 000030|2001/12/27|Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.|Woody Allen|Sex 000031|2001/12/27|I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.|Woody Allen|Sex 000032|2001/12/27|My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.|Emo Philips|Sex 000033|2001/12/27|When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.|Matt Groening|Sex 000034|2001/12/27|What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? "Honey, I'm home."|Ken Hammond|Sex 000035|2001/12/27|Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.|Steve Martin|Sex 000036|2001/12/27|I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.|Elton John|Sex 000037|2001/12/27|Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.|Mark Twain|Work 000038|2001/12/27|In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.|Harold Coffin|Work 000039|2001/12/27|We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.|Keith Davis|Work 000040|2001/12/27|Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.|John Imhoff|Work 000041|2001/12/27|I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.|Samuel Goldwyn|Work 000042|2001/12/27|To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in.|Doris Lilly|Work 000043|2001/12/27|I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.|Will Rogers|Politics 000044|2001/12/27|Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git".|Alexai Sayle|Politics 000045|2001/12/27|In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.|Adlai Stevenson|Politics 000046|2001/12/27|I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.|David Dinkins, New York City Mayor|Politics 000047|2001/12/27|You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.|Robin Williams|Politics 000048|2001/12/27|Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.|James H. Kabbler III|Sex 000049|2001/12/27|When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.|Sacha Guitry|Sex 000050|2001/12/27|My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.|Socrates|Philosophy 000051|2001/12/27|I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.|Woody Allen|Religion 000052|2001/12/27|A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.|Ronald Knox|Religion 000053|2001/12/27|When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.|Emo Philips|Religion 000054|2001/12/27|When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.|Peter O'Toole|Religion 000055|2001/12/27|The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.|George Burns|Religion 000056|2001/12/27|I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.|Ronald Reagan|Politics 000057|2001/12/27|I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.|Ronald Reagan|Politics 000058|2001/12/27|When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.|Richard Nixon|Politics 000059|2001/12/27|There are lies, damned lies and statistics.|Mark Twain|Work 000114|02/19/2004|Monday, March 1, 2004

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|Kev|Money 000065|2001/12/27|USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.|David Letterman|Politics 000067|2001/12/27|In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.|Yakov Smirnoff|Politics 000068|2001/12/27|I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.|David Letterman|General 000069|2001/12/27|I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.|Mick Miller|General 000070|2001/12/27|Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.|David Letterman|Sex 000071|2001/12/27|People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.|David Letterman|General 000073|2004/01/22|Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitude|Public Enemy|General